little hell;

bribe. 23. 1102, qc. swiftie.
clinical psychology student, pup-manila.
awkward and decadent
irreligious/feeling buddhist
like everybody else, i breathe.

/TEXTPOSTS/TUMBLRASK/MIXTAPES/SHIT, STUFF/ANALOG/
/REBLOGS/BLACK&WHITE/je t'aime, la mort/

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Anonymous asked: kuya, help naman po. may boyfriend po ako. mahal na mahal ko po sya. PROMISE. pero bakit po ganito ako :( sa tuwing nag-aaway po kami, bigla ko nalang po siyang iiwan o tatalikuran. tapos kapag nagawa ko naman na yun, ako naman tong iiyak iyak. bakit po ganun :'( mahal na mahal ko po siya promise po. kuya advice :( di ko na po alam yung nangyayari sa sarili ko :(

Kasi hindi nakaset ‘yung mind mo. Kasi feeling mo dapat espesyal ka na kapag may maling nangyari, ikaw ang hihilahin pabalik or wala ka nang ibang way para ayusin ‘yon. Fix yourself and face your troubles.

Anonymous asked: what tv series have you watched or are you watching? thanks! :-)
  • The Big Bang Theory
  • Breaking Bad
  • How I Met Your Mother
  • Bob’s Burgers
  • That 70’s Show
  • Skins
  • Kenan & Kel
  • Friends
  • Heroes

0trevskies:

rotg-art:

"Of course there aren’t any gay characters in animated movies! THEY’RE FOR KIDS!"

Yeah! Kids’ movies are supposed to be innoc-

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Because telling kids that they can love whoever they want is TOO TERRIFYING AND CONFUSING. But showing them murder, execution, death, frightening images, war, and bullying is just fine.

Not to mention 101 Dalmatians where a crazy woman wanted to SKIN 99 PUPPIES

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nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

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galliferyantimelady:

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

we-wouldnt-last-two-days:

Aight who the fuck sold their soul for the Harry Potter spin off

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A+ gif use

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maryjunenotmaryjane:

thegayloki:

danglingthpider:

rabioheab:

rabioheab:

i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

don’t be a celsiass

its too fahrenlate 

kelvin

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starkidfanaticnumber394:

So imagine a Harry Potter TV series but BETTER than Game of Thrones because seasons 1 and 2 would be Founders, 3-5/6 would be Marauders, 6/7-13/14 would be the books, and then 13/14-forever would be post-Hogwarts Golden Trio and Next-Gen and it would be absolutely brilliant.

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bublewrap:

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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what the fuck is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

imagine how is suck the sky

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iwishihadafather:

THIS KID IS A FUCKING COMIC GENIUS 

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epic-humor:

sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

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lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

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mikalopsia:

sil3nt7rill:

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

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Don’t forget green blacks, blue blacks, purple blacks, that weird grey/black bullshit…

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